BEN WILES & FORUM GUESTS

Top 5 sporting teams in Downing

5 - Men's basketball. Undefeated.
4 - Men's rugby, currently 1st in top division, in Cuppers final.
3 - Women's netball team, top division league champions.
2 - Women's 1st VIII. Lent head twice.
1 - Men's cricket. Cuppers champions.

Top 5 reasons to love The Master

5 - His sparkly eyes
4 - His nice house
3 - His winning smile
2 - His annual soirées
1 - His benevolent power

Top 5 things about Bohème

5 - The Hairdresser
4 - Fairground Stalls
3 - Chocolate Fountain
2 - Salsa
1 - Apartment

Top 5 Ents

5 - Midway Dinner
4 - Wild West
3 - School Disco
2 - Resolutions
1 - Bohème

Top 5 Members of Staff

5 - Sally "Overdose" McCullum
4 - Dick "Maintainance Request Form" Taplin
3 - Rob "Italiano" Butterfield
2 - Bev "Bruiser" Butterfield
1 - Tony "Porter Extraordinaire" Plodge

Top 5 mis-sl*ps

5 - "Lemon sole"
4 - Purple/grey cheesecake, wobbled like cheese, tasted nothing like it
3 - Guinea Fowl that required nothing short of a chainsaw to harvest meat from the bone
2 - Rice-pudding made with pasta, not rice
1 - Frogspawn soup